How are things at home?
My wife’s still mad at me.
Are you still snoring?
Nope. Now I wear a snore strip.
So she’s mad at something else?
Yes.
What’s she mad at?
She says I’m insensitive to her feelings.
Why does she say that?
Shit, I don’t know.
I think I’m a sensitive guy.
Sensitive how?
Every birthday I buy her a card.
Every anniversary I buy her flowers.
On Valentine’s Day I buy her
a big box of chocolates.
And, you know, now I’m wearing
the snore strip.
Which really itches.
I even remember to put the toilet
seat down, most of the time.
What else does she want from me?
That’s a good question. Have you
asked her?
No.
Do you two talk very much?
Sure, we talk plenty.
When was the last time?
Just before I came here.
What did you talk about?
I said, “Okay, I’m leaving for therapy now.”
And she said, “Thank you, Jesus.”
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
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